What if…

What if there was a beach used exclusively by blind nudists?

In the minds of many, it’s not the fact of nudity that is so shameful, it’s being seen naked that is bad.  It’s the sight of the body that God gave us that leads to sin and debauchery.

So, what if everyone’s blind?  Would that be OK? 

I mean, if seeing the ‘naughty’ parts leads people astray, then not seeing them should be pretty safe, it seems. 

I’ll have to run that one past Rev. Ralph if I ever run into him.  Nah, he’d just say that even feeling good is evil.  I saw a bumper sticker  that said: “I like your Christ.  I don’t like your Christians.  They are so not like your Christ”.  The wackos have given good people a bad name.  That’s wrong.

  This guy is the epitome of that idea.  Pure hatred.  Sad that good folks should have to be associated with this disgusting vermin.

And that’s the gist of it, isn’t it?  We just have too darn much fun running around nekked and they can’t stand it.  There must be something sinful behind it because they know that if they tried it they’d instantly be turned into lustful fornicators and have to roast in Hell forever.

OK, that’s not fair.  Most people just think we’re weird, maybe a bit twisted, and they have no interest to try.  That’s all right, I feel the same way about Republicans.

I’m not a Christian, but I do ask “what would Jesus do?“  Because, to me, Jesus represents the best of human behavior, and a good example to follow..  To use His name to attack the innocents, in this situation, us, disgusts me. 

Guess I kinda got off an a rant there, huh?

Would love to hear from blind persons, get their perspective on this.  I mean, for them porn is sound and not image, skin color doesn’t exist but voice does.  Nudity would be a totally sensory experience, Probably more so than for the sighted.  Yet I have yet to meet a blind nudist.

That’s it.     -S 

One Response to “What if…”

  1. [...] If they can’t see each other, they can’t get turned on ( see What If ), right?  Uh-oh, do I see a group grope-fest happening here?  Bad idea.   [...]

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