Shades of Jimmy Carter!

Jimmy had his rabid swimming rabbit and a boat oar.
So there I am, just falling asleep when I hear a scream from downstairs, “Steve!  Get down here!”  Get down here now!”  “There’s an animal in the house!”  “A big one!”
Uh, huh!  C”mon,wake up, Steve.  Animal?  We have a dog and two cats but that’s probably [...]