All-Nudist has MOVED to All-Nudist.com
It’s about a 95 year old, apparantly senile man who has a rented property at a sleepy summer community. Lately he has taken to running around naked, digging up his yard, tossing garbage around and swearing at folks in general. In short, acting weird.
So what does the press pick up on? He’s a ‘nudist’.
No he’s not, he’s just a batty old fart! Geez, so once again we’re tossed in with all the other fruitcakes in the world. Why wasn’t the article titled about this ‘ex-accountant’ or something? This ‘baptist’? This ‘white man’? Nooo, the ‘nudist’! Bah, humbug.
Take off all your clothes and walk down the street waving a machete and firing an Uzi, and terrified citizens will phone the police and report: `There`s a naked person outside!’
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