Welcome to All Nudist!

Hi!  adameveWe’re Angie & Steve, your hosts, and we’re here to talk about all things related to nudists/naturists, to share information and thoughts, and to learn from you.

Nudists  comprise a diverse community of folks with different interests and lifestyles, so expect to run into a variety of topics.  Some may shock you, some may make you laugh, but they’re real issues involving real people.  Naked people!

Here you’ll get the good naturist stuff and occasionally have to put up with pieces of our life.  Think of us as neighbors in your nudist community!

We hope you enjoy yourself and learn something about our wonderful lifestyle!  So come on in and browse around.  The tour’s free, there’s no dress code (clothing optional!) and no tipping necessary!

The layout is blog-typical with the latest posting first, then working backwards as you scroll down.  If you wish to read more on a topic you’ve run across, look in the ‘categories’ for other postings on that subject or try the ‘search’.  By clicking on the pics or highlighted text you’ll often find related material, the source, or something else fun!

You’ll find suggestions to other good sources of information over on the sidebars.  Dig around, everything you need is there somewhere!

We hope to give you a good, honest place to find out about this lifestyle without the hype and false image of social nudism so commonly found on the internet.  We believe we’ve done that; see what you think!

Thanks for stopping by, and please add comments to articles! - Angie & Steve       About Us.

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Diary of a Nudist (not THAT one!) Video

No this is not the ‘Diary of a Nudist‘ nude photo site you may be thinking of.  This one predates it by a few decades though they share an appreciation of posed nude models.

This is an old (1961) sexploitation film masquerading as an informational insight into the nudist lifestyle, still a common practice.  The premise is that of a newspaper reporter joining a nudist club in order to do an expose’ of the immoral behavior expected to be found there.  We’ll let you find out how that works out, but in the meatime there’s a hour of nude pretty young women posing and parading their assets for the camera.  You can skip the first three minutes unless you’re really into underwater swimming!

Surprisingly, cheesecake aside it’s not too far from the mark in depicting life at a nudist camp of the day.  Filmed at Sunny Palms Lodge in Florida,  this was one of many ‘nudie-cutie’ pictures filmed at nudist facilities after the Supreme Court ruled that movies shot in legitimate nudist venues were considered educational and exempt from obscenity laws as long as no sex was involved.

This industry remains alive and well today with otherwise legitimate appearing websites making gobs of money peddling modern nudie-cutie movies to nudists who can’t get enough skin in person and to those with no interest in nudism as a lifestyle at all.  Pretty women are pretty women, after all!  It’s the videos of children that concern us, but that’s a different story.

So, enjoy this bit of fluff that takes us back in time, and at the same time demonstrates that naked people look pretty much like naked people, no matter what time in history they live!

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Nudists: FB vs G+

All Nudist has had a Page on Facebook for over a year and a half now and it has worked quite well for its purpose; to direct folks here to our website, of course!  Have you been there yet?  It has a lot more postings than this site since it’s so easy to share little tidbits from all over.  Plus, we stray a little from the pure mainstream nudist path, just for fun!  Click and share, voila’!  A lot easier than setting up, writing, and publishing a post here, believe me.

That works fine for that, but here on our website we can have all the other bells and whistles that round out the experience.  You get lots of links to all sorts of places plus our irresistible articles on such fascinating subjects  as how cold it is in Wisconsin today and why nudists poke holes in themselves!  Well, lots of links, anyway…  Oh, and here we can talk like grownups without some bluenose flagging a post and causing problems!

Being dinosaurs in the technology field, we’re only slowly spreading out into the social media, but we’re getting there.  We got into G+ last year and it’s had its ups and downs.  There was a misunderstanding between us and G+ about the name of the page.  Basically, they insisted that we use our Google profile name (Allnudist) but wouldn’t allow ‘Allnudist‘ as a name!  We worked around it and everything has gone smoothly since.  The page is now called All Nudist.  Go figure.

Now, there are a lot of folks using G+ that harbor ill feelings towards Facebook for one reason or another.  Some just like G+ better.  But there’s a strong feeling there that FB has had its day and G+ is the wave of the future, so why not dump FB altogether?

Well, for us FB provides some features that G+ doesn’t plus we have a large following there to serve.  No matter  how well G+ does, it’s going to have a long ways to go to catch up with FB in many ways.  The ways that matters the most to us are resource sharing, of which there is much more on FB, and sheer numbers of folks interested in nudism.

G+ is new and growing very slowly as far as nudist resources are concerned.  There are lots of people claiming to be nudists but few places where they can connect other than through individual postings.  There are hardly any nudist G+ Pages at all.  G+ has no provision for a website G+ presence yet other than a simple posting Page like ours.  B O R I N G .

All this leads up to a listing here of the pages on Facebook that we have found, and the G+ Pages available.  Take a look at the two and I don’t think you’ll need to ask why we’re going to stick with FB for the time being.  G+ may be the wave of the future, but for us anyway, that future is still far away!

Pages on Facebook that relate at least loosely to nudism/naturism:

 Google Plus (G+) Pages relating to nudist websites, resorts, groups, etc:

Get the picture?

Wanna Buy a Nudist Resort?

Most of us at one time or another entertain the idea of owning a nudist resort. Wouldn’t that be great?  Not only could you live a nudist lifestyle in comfort but be paid for it to boot!

Imagine having your own pool and facilities in a sunny, warm location where you would never need to get dressed!  Morning coffee on the patio, a dip in the pool to wake up, and maybe some time in the spa just to feel human again!  Sounds like Paradise to us.

Well, you can.  You can, that is, if you can come up with the pretty reasonable price of $700K, not so bad for what you get.  You can pay more than that for a condo around here and still freeze to death for most of the year!  With four units for income or visiting relatives (shh, don’t tell them!) on a relatively compact site, it wouldn’t be impossible for an owner/operator to do the housekeeping and grounds maintenance themselves, further reducing overhead.  And c’mon, wouldn’t changing a few sheets and skimming the pool be worth it?  We need to do that much at home already!

Ok, so it’s a pipe dream that few could afford, but isn’t that the stuff of dreams?  To imagine the unimaginable and think that just maybe, just possibly, it could come true!

So look at the pictures, Google the area, count your pennies, and picture yourself lounging around that pool, surrounded by nothing but comfort and other folks who are glad to be there with you!

Resort for Sale – Palm Desert, CA   

Listing agent: Stephen C. Love 

(and don’t forget our standing offer to trade our old house in Wisconsin for anything warm!)

What Do Nudists Do in the Winter?

What do we ‘do’?  Well, pretty much the same things everybody else does!

   

 

  

  

  

  

  

  

  

  

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Righteous Indignation Over Teenage Nudist Daughter

Some folks in jolly old England decided to do a documentary about modern nudism, gave it a provocative name to attract attention ( My Daughter the Teenage Nudist ) , found people to talk about it, and sent it out onto the airwaves a few days ago.  These things are always of concern to nudists because the ‘spin’ that’s given can make or break a good presentation about our favorite lifestyle.  Are they going to make us look like kooks or saints?

It may have been an omen that one blurb about the show before it aired mentioned that “proper naturists are quite a creepy bunch.”   Uh oh, it looks like the Textile world may have a few preconceived notions about the subject.

Among other not-so-flattering reviews is one by a typically self-loathing skinaphobic prude, Dina Murphy, who just hates having nudism ‘rammed down her throat’ after choosing to watch a documentary about nudism.  Rammed?  That’s like Googling ‘naked women pics’ and being surprised by what turns up!

Colorfully flavored with terms such as ‘fuck’, ‘shit’ and ‘twat’, this less-than-eloquent author’s viewpoint serves mainly to remind us that the world is still full of thoughtless morons.  And they’re allowed to vote.  And reproduce, too.

“We’re not shy in our house” “…or particularly shy about our bodies” – “That said, I’ve never worn a bikini. I don’t show my bingo wings”. That’s not shy? Hmm. No body shame issues there, nope.

Oh yes, quite the shining example of 21st Century Homo Sapiens she is, demonstrating eons of evolutionary development of the critical thinking process. Certainly not one to let personal prejudices stand in the way of her phobias! (Not so sure that last line makes any sense, but I like the sound of it!)

 ”I’ve always sort of admired people who are liberated about their bodies.” – “…you see some of the largest people imaginable in very little clothes, bruises all over their (very visible) flesh and no teeth.”  If that’s admiration I’d hate to have her mad at me.

She continues to spew out a veritable fount of vitriol, misinformation, criticism and foolishness which hopefully no one will bother to read since it’s just plain nonsense. But folks will read it because it has ‘Teenage Nudist Daughter’ in the title, of course.

“He’s incredibly militant and slightly odd, especially the scenes of him bent over on a table while a bemused beautician rips all

the hair from his piffins bride.  Apparently this is the way of the modern naturist, a ‘metrosexuality’ that older nudists don’t adhere too [sic].”    ‘Metrosexuality’?  Does anyone still use that term?  ’Modern’ naturists are supposed to be ‘metrosexuals’?

Now she has me confiused;  I’m one of the ‘older’ ones referred to, happen to be currently shaved (as is Angie, my ancient crone of a bride!) but have never thought of myself as a ‘metrosexual’!  Groovy, that must mean I’m really hip and rad, cool stuff like that!  Awesome.  Totally tubular!  23 skiddoo.

Here’s a new catchphrase for nudists:  “Naturism is the cat’s pajamas!”   Are you listening AANR?  Feel free to use it, with proper credit given, of course!  Oh!  I just got it!  Cats don’t wear pajamas!  It actually sort of makes sense, kind of.  Naked cats, nudists…

Ok, digressing a bit there, methinks.  In any event, it’s just another stupid review written by an obviously not-too-open minded clothesophile who simultaneously denounces those who promote their beliefs while happily proselytizing about her own.

On second thought, doesn’t that sound like most of us?

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The Awful Article:   My Daughter the Teenage Nudist: Be Happy, Get Naked, Don’t Ram it Down My Throat

Another nasty one:   My Daughter the Teenage Nudist Peddled a Fleshy Revolution

We’re unable to embed the video but you can view it here:   My Daughter, the Teenage Nudist  or try it HERE  or HERE

And these are some of the folks who are featured in the program:  Naked Vegan Cooking

All Nudist is Everywhere!

Since we started out as a little bitty blog we have added quite a bit to the site.  We’ve also reached out into the larger web world and popped up here and there.  Here’s a list of the places All Nudist lives, at least the ones we remember!

All Nudist  on:

Worthless Trash on the Beach

  Happy New Year and here we go again!   The story below is about the continuing problems they’re having at beaches in the UK.   Nothing’s changed in the nudist world; people are still misbehaving at nude beaches and the real nudists are taking the blame.    Most of us want nothing more from a nude beach other than to relax and enjoy the sunshine, maybe take a dip in the water and some socializing with friends.

Then comes along some idiot who just has to play with himself, or a couple that can’t wait for a more appropriate place, or a couple of guys who find it ever-so-convenient to catch a little at the beach.  Thanks a lot, folks.  Now, we realize that you don’t care about our lifestyle; our beaches just happen to be a handy place for you to cruise or hook up, or a fun chance to get randy in front of people who don’t really want to watch.  Yes, we understand that but that doesn’t make it right.

And it isn’t right that inevitably it is the nudist who receives the blame for this, and it’s our beaches that are being closed because of you.  Are you even aware of that?  Does that fact seep into your self-absorbed obsession with public sex?  Is your mind so warped by lust that you have lost all consideration for others?

And where are your friends during all of this?  Surely they know of your activities, do they approve?  The swingers and gays we’ve known have been responsible, decent folks who would never be so boorish as to threaten someone else’s enjoyment through their own misdeeds, why are you different?  If your friends knew that you were doing these things wouldn’t they explain the problem and ask you to desist?  Have you no normal friends with a sense of decency?

I suppose you don’t care about other folks like yourself either, do you?  You don’t care that swingers, single guys, and gays are looked upon with suspicion by the rest of the nudist community or that they also are in danger of losing their recreational nudist venues along with everyone else, all because of the actions of a few of you.  You don’t care about anything other than your own personal immediate sexual pleasure, do you?

So tell me, beach masturbator, horny couple, randy gay; what do you think of yourself?  Do you like yourself?  Do you think you’re a good person, a decent human being?  Someone who should be accepted by society as equal to everyone else?  How do you see yourself?  Do you think you are a benefit to humankind?

Well, you’re wrong, scum.  You are perverts in the truest sense;  sick individuals whose lives are controlled by desires and needs which normal people have learned to keep under control, since that’s what civilized people do.  You see, in order for a society to work folks have to rein in some of their emotions so that we can all get along together to some degree.  You do that when you walk down the street while keeping your penis in your pants; why can’t you follow the rules while at the beach?

You are hurting people; is that what you want?  Does part of the kick you get having sex at the beach come from knowing you have the power to harm so many others?  Is that what it’s really all about?  Hurting others?  Is that what gets your rocks off?

I really don’t know what motivates these folks, other than an uncontrollable urge to have sex where they shouldn’t.   They know it’s wrong, and not just from a legal standpoint.  They know they are hurting the rest of us and even some of their friends, the real nudist gays, singles and swingers.  Yet they persist.

This is an increasing problem worldwide as more people become aware of nudist beaches, and with the increase of sexually oriented nudist venues, the bad ones feel empowered to misbehave.  They do more harm to the cause of social nudism than all the stupid movies, TV shows, and articles which ridicule or misrepresent us combined.  They are a plague.

So let’s start this new year off with a promise to ourselves that when we see this behavior we’ll do something about it.  Throw a bucket of cold water on them or report them to the police.  If you know someone who does these things, don’t just chuckle at their stories; tell them to knock it off!  It isn’t funny, cute, or sexy.  It’s stupid and harmful, and totally avoidable.

These people are not your friends, they are not nudists; they are a pestilence which must be rooted out and removed from our garden, or we’re going to have our gardens taken away from us.  They should be shunned by their peers as the irresponsible vermin they are.

Creep Blitz on Nudist Beaches

More Stupid People Hurting Others

Happy New Year!

With that thought in mind, here are three views of the future.  One is dark and depressingly as true today as it was in 1965; the next is introspective and asks ‘what if?’;  the third asks us to believe in the (im?)possible.

Consider which one appeals to you and, well, let’s hope for the best!

Click ONLY once or it get’s messed up!

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Hope you enjoyed, all the best to you and yours in the coming year!  Angie & Steve  12/30/08

OK, here’s a freebie just for fun as long as we’re on nastalgia road.  God, we were so young then.  That’s me on keyboard, by the way.

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Update 2011 – Things are no better, actually worse for all but the very wealthy.  Not looking like a bright and shiny future, unfortunately.  Take care, all.

Skinbook – It’s ALIVE!

We wish Dario luck with this endeavor.  It will be hard to keep it focused on strictly nudist activity due to the number of sexually active folks who tend to mix nudism and sex somewhat indiscriminately.

The reality of the situation is that most people who would consider themselves nudists do not spend much time online visiting nudist websites, let alone joining groups like this.  Surfing the Web for naked pics and nudist chats is not a mainstream activity and attracts those who stand to gain something from such contact, and that gain is usually sexual in nature.

That, and the varying viewpoints as to what constitutes ‘nudism/naturism’ makes it extremely difficult for the serious nudist to find a legitimate group to join.  If anyone can create and maintain such an entity, Dario can.  He’s dedicated, experienced, and an honest-to-god heartfelt nudist with the vision and determination to carry it through.

A valid nudist social network would be of good use in sharing ideas, news and information between naturists worldwide – something which is now being done haphazardly through numerous websites, blogs and social pages.  Again, we wish Dario luck!

Great article about the rebirth of a new Skinbook:   Nudist Day

The Skinbook website:   Skinbook

Merry Christmas 2011!

We are unabashedly non-religious here at All Nudist but do love Christmas!  Some folks feel it is a deeply religious occasion, others see it as totally secular, and many believe it to be a continuation of a seasonal celebration reaching far back beyond anyone’s remembering.

No matter.  To us it’s not only a modern U.S. secular holiday and cultural tradition, but a worldwide expression of all that is good in people.  A time for reflection on our lives, celebrations of life, and a symbol of hope that crosses borders and beliefs. But even without all those noble thoughts, it’s a time for sparkling lights, glitter, music and singing, and good feelings for all those who can catch the spirit!

Christmas… is magical! 

We wish the best for all of our friends around the world and their families, and hope that wherever you are, you can be happy and be naked!   – Angie & Steve

Here’s a collection of some pretty traditional Christmas music just tossed together willy-nilly that will be playing around our house on Christmas.  Hope you enjoy them too!

In case the feed doesn’t work properly, here’s our Xmas Collection

 

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